THE BACK OF MC.DONALDS!!!

so me and meh friends finished eating mc.donalds but meh friend seve didn't get any food cause i ate all his food and not one crum left.
so i has'd a amazing idea. i told them we should go behind mc. donalds and behind there is a little mc. donald shack over there with food where we can get it for free cause we are those people.
we all agreed but one was to scared (its 12 at night). i called him a cock sucker. and we all walked over there cause the friends to much of a cock sucker to walk alone home. so then some guy in a yellow suit was playing a saxaphone and it made the noise from scp contaiment breach the saxaphone duck while running .
i sad what the fuck?. and we continude walking and the person did it again. we looked at the guy and reconize it was ronald mc.donald that bitch.
duh cock sucker said we should really go back. and slapped him and called him a cock sucker again. we got closer and one friend disspaeared and heard somebody say mannaqaise. the thing was it was in patrick stars voice. we then notice one friend was missing but we didn't give a shit.
the cocksucker was crying and pulled on us and said lets go back. we pushed him in the dark and some pedophile hands got the cock sucker (well he is a cock sucker get it?) we then heard a scream and notice he was gone. we said thank god.
i just thought he was sucking some cock as always. we then heard a sound of ketchup getting poured (i mean that farting ketchup sound).
we looked behind us and we got in the shack and the 3rd friend got jumped on by a guy in a horse mask. 
and we got in the shack and it was full of ducks with pistols. we ran out before they shot us and the mc. donalds was gone. we turned on meh flashlight and we were in a barn. meh friend yelled how the fuck did we get here!?.
a guy in a horse mask then jumped on him and ronald mc.donald came making that noise running around us for like 5 hours. after that i has enoughe and i punched him in the face.
we then flew out of the barn back home.
meh last friend got killed by play doughe and now a duck is trying to shoot me. i am not feared. and a skeleton popped out!!!! (aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! SO SCARY!!!).